Jesus was flyin' !

my own tv show

still sick
coughing like a wounded banshee
drinking orange juice by the glass

You could have your own tv show by filming yourself, uploading it to youtube and then linking to your blog.

Good morning. I have no life. Now i will proceed to cough, drink multiple cups of coffee and perhaps smoke a cigarette.
In other news of the day OJ Simpson is still a horses ass. Apologies to horses.

Robert Altman 1925-2006

McCabe & Mrs. Miller!

the cats meow

haiku for my oldsmobile

Bell weather days
of sore throat and "red plum"
painting
measure my days like dvd's...

is it scratched?

whiskey for the throat and
cigarettes for the fuck sake of it

I bought new sheets

cell phone Gomorrans

from Halloween

Mt. Sinai hospital 1935

Leonia, NJ

I was working in a small town in New Jersey just across the George Washington bridge from Manhattan and I found a box of old negatives that someone was throwing away (along with a multitude of other stuff). I love poking through old stuff and this is one of the images from the box. This one's from the thirties.

What, no youtube?

SF Gate-Baron Cohen Attacked
Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen was attacked in New York City last week after playing a prank on a passerby while in character as Kazakh journalist Borat.

The star was on his way to a dinner date with his actor friend Hugh Laurie, after they had both appeared on NBC's "Saturday Night Live."

Cohen approached the man and asked, "I like your clothings. Are nice. Please may I buying? I want have sex with it."

The man responded by punching Cohen in the face repeatedly.

Laurie was forced to step in and push the man away, so Cohen could escape.

A source tells British newspaper The Sun, "Sacha is very lucky he didn't get a much worse beating."

my pearl for an oyster

sleeping way too much
for any normal human

i sidestep dreams
looking for sidewalk

confrontations are not comforting
so do not drink so much

maybe

Dashboard Man III: The Legacy

Dashboard Man races to the scene of the crime;
burnt toast.
Damn!
start over
oops coffee spill
shit
not on the new computer
thank god
Dashboard Man finds his way
to the editing floor

2. Dashboard Man wanders down Sunset Boulevard.
The sun is a like an aching forehead.
He thinks of himself: William Holden or Strother Martin?
" Idiots! I've got idiots on my team. "
He stops at a used car lot and ponders an '86 Sentra
What is Dashboard Man without a car?

gibber-esque

Burl
ives-esque
blogger reformats
poor ee Cummings
wouldna had a
cchance

Friday

something
something
something
else
riveted
to
my
sullen
brain
pain
drain
state of Maine
wouldnt
let guns and roses
perform
with alcohol on
stage
"fire hazard"
so they
didn't

invisible

for some reason my blog isn't loading on my computer so you can see this but i can't. ah the irony!