I soaked my brain in carcinogens 

ran my flagpole up yer moms adu

died my cat purple and red

Go USA!!!

I sank my feet in marshy water

photographed cattle in the hot brown hills

The water rose and flooded the marsh

I camped out in your kitchen sink

burned creosote in your canteen

Ran a few red lights on the way to the liquor store

sober as a marmot

Whose turn to buy?

 The sun burns a hole in my flesh

Every day I slather shit on my face and arms 

but it doesn't do any good

I spray it on maybe that's the problem

I should go full mountaineer and use white zinc

Like I'm climbing Everest

Glaciers are melting 

They didn't use their sunblock?

Stupid glaciers

"We're bright white! The sun will bounce off us!"

Try again losers!

You are melting. Are there hats? Yes it's real. 

Bummer

 

 1.6 miles

28 minutes to walk there? Huh

I don't think so

Who da fuck knows 

Fuck dat!

Fuckers!

Fuckin bull shit

Have a nice day!

 September Song

"It's good to live again..."

Falling light

    Leaves turning 

     Red 

Orange 

  Yellow

Brown

  Black

Nowhere in Vermont

Nowhere in Manhattan

Nowhere in Spring

    Leaves falling 

wind blows  

   Cold snap

you can smell it in the air

  It's a northernly smell

Of burning leaves 

horse poo 

   and bottles of booze

It's fresh and clean

But your socks are dirty

and your fingers are frozen

  "It's good to live again..."

 I'm bonkers

I think I've always been

I don't think my dad knew how to deal with a kid who made shit up and would talk so much 

Mom was non confrontational and would just go along with anything

Great combo for parenting but whatcha gonna do 

Everybody parents could have done better

They did their best

I think

Who knows 

Who cares 

what difference does it make

Absolutely none

 effete 

and over educated

Not me someone

I know can you imagine

What's it like 

Nah

too much 

The variables are Sagan-esque

Billions and billions...

he was a stoner obvi

grew marijuana in between the corn

to test it 

got some seedy ragweed shit

Dad try this thai stick 

It'll blow yer mind

Couldn't understand Underground Comics

Wha?

I'll take the BART bus to Hayward

then in to Berzerkley records comics weird movies

people selling crafts on the street

Hippies and bippies burnouts and

scuzzballs pizza and gyros and patchouli 

Teen kicks for no one

Cigars at Moe's 

I jumped into the pasture

where the cattle were feeding

they got a little nervous

"Who the fuck is this asshole?"

I tried singing to calm them

"Oh give me a hooome where the Buffalo roooam"

it didn't seem to work

"What a shitty singer!"

"I just want to take some photos 

I know you're cows but you don't have to be dicks!"

Valley of the Mooooon

 I can't stop

it's kind of an illness!

"What's ailing you?"

"Doc, I can stop posting! Every day I blah blah blah like my thoughts have any relevance to anything"

Doctor scribbles on a pad

"Take these and call me when my wife dies"

"WHAT?!"

 

 I'm tryin 

   to tell the truth

but it's sometimes kinda flu-like haha HAHA!

Ya know?

   Ah whatevs

      life goes on regardless 

         you have flowers

            songs

               spices

       We all have German Kafka-esque days 

ooh scary

   Let it go 

embrace joy?

Good luck!

Fuckna

  Another loser

Toss it!

DISCARD POST

 Soporific

   splop 

sophomoric

     Sploop 

         spleeezed

 da beetcha!

Catch me if you can't

You lose$$$$

I hate $$$$$$

  Sploooop

nowhere time

Going nowheres 

   No day

       no nothing 

No gas

  $$$$$$

Is this poetry? Hah up yours!

Signed,

 Robert Frost

 MAGMA 

  speaks!

in firey spouts

  of mesmerizing hot

How hot?

Too hot

     Lava hot

Why is it so hot inside the earth?

 dunno

  cause it's so cold outside?

Brrr

Space wants you dead!

Big pretty big pile o' death

Move on little one 

forget the past

It's just death space in your brain

Forget the past 

 ten

eleven

   twelve

    thirteen,

nope, 

   try again, 

       you are boring!

       fourteen 

  fifteen

   sixteen,

I'll say!

     where are you today

     boringtown USA

MR BORE-HOLE

   goin mini putt

  go kart 

     pinball captain 

 and his sidekick

BORE-HOLE

  seventeen 

    eighteen

nineteen 

  TWENTY!,,,,

 Jubjub shun

Take your vorpal blade in hand

  Mire and smire

    In gruesome extremities

 What 

You're no Lewis Carroll

    In maxim foe he sought thought? I ferget 

 brindles

     and bridaled

In steppes of golem (?)

   and gloom

       and great expectations 

           Beware and the frumious etc etc etc

          Look out for the yellow brick road

 Because because because...

   

 

 I puked into a plastic bag

But I think it had a tiny hole 

Gross

I put the bag in another bag and took it outside to the garbage can

Then I went and got coffee

Came home and got back in bed 

Looks like a nice day

 Some people

never have to do nothing 

they can do what they want

Except figuring out what they want

is what they have to do 

Or not 

 

 The Snout

threw up 

three or four times

and couldn't get to sleep until 4 am

but he made it through

He thought that was it

he'd do himself in to get rid of the agony

but it faded and his crazy brain shut down 

He'd stopped swearing he'd never do it again

It didn't work