At the Chinese restaurant
I had Mongoloid Beef
It was so mentally challenged I was hungry an hour later.
Wednesday, September 30, 2026
funnel vision
wracked and twerped
by every day wonder bread
realities
Reaching for that golden ring
but you're on a merry go round
ticket purchased
Buy the ticket take the ride
and the plastic tigers aren't smiling
and the ostriches
don't look merry
sinister go round
as you laugh and spin
Round and round
round and round
We all fall down
Tuesday, September 29, 2026
Crumpin
my socks are clean
got no words
no time
for your nonsensical misgivings
Adolph Netanyahu
Who's been Gaza'd
bulldozers R Us
Lebensraum
they cleared Eastern Europe
took all their food
all their livestock
Those they didn't kill
starved
and they are impervious to
Irony
the Irony Cross
thieves hill
The place of the skull
There you go again
Monday, September 28, 2026
Betty White-Ford
drove her white 2025 Ford F-150 with tinted windows to her driveway and remotely unlocked the gate. She and her husband lived nine miles out of town. Their nearest neighbors were a mile away. The hills surrounding their 2500 sq ft home were bare except an occasional lonesome tree and were lined from top to bottom with the tracks of cattle raised there for the last two hundred years.
'Who the fuck is that?'
Parked next to her driveway was a grey sedan and a man was standing near it.
'What the fuck is he doing?'
She sat in the truck looking at him. There was nothing around them for miles so it was unusual and alarming to have someone parked next to her driveway. With her tinted windows the man couldn't see her. She rolled down her drivers side window. The man was on the other side.
"HEY! What are you doing?"
The man held up a camera.
"I'm taking pictures!"
"You're parked in my driveway. I want you to move."
"I'm not blocking your driveway."
"I don't want you here. This is my driveway. It's my PRIVATE PROPERTY. I want you to leave!"
She'd pulled a 9mm out of her purse and released the safety.
The man just stared but he couldn't see her.
"Why you gotta be so mean?! What do you get by being so mean?"
She didn't reply. She pulled in through her gate and shut the gate behind her.
"All right just go on home now. Keep being mean and see what that gets you in life."
The man walked away from his car and was taking pictures. She sat where she was and watched him. He took several photos of the hills and then got back in his car and just sat there.
She drove up the long driveway and stopped and she could still see him sitting there.
'What is that motherfucker doing?!!'
She drove on up to the house out of sight of the car but she could still see him through the gate camera. He hadn't moved.
Four or five minutes passed and then he drove off towards the pass.
Fogtillion
east bayer skyline mornings
w Charlie
he's so happy to be out!
Loves his walks!
Sniffing and peeing certain plants and fences
the birds down the hill are swooping and
darting about chasing each other
springing out of piles of gathered deadwood
Flying into the trees
The fog causes the trees to drip like rain
and below them the grass
is green and bursting
this is CALIFORNIA in early fall!?
GRASS IS DRY AND WITHERED!
not here Fog Patrol
Keep movin!
on the trail
back to the second half
roads and yards and cars and workers
For a friends 15th birthday
He got his parents to take us to see a couple
R rated films at a movie theater in the next town over.
The films were 'What Do You Say To A Naked Lady"
-basically Candid Camera with nudity
and 'Everything You Always wanted to know about Sex (but were afraid to ask)'
After about ten minutes of the first movie the parents told us they were going to wait in the car.
?!!
The wilds
of nowhere
a decommissioned nuclear plant
giant silver domes like a fifties movie
in the middle of nowhere
a whole valley of nothing
dried grass and cow pies
giant pylons
transporting thousand of volts watts ? Electricity
A rotting house and a barn half fallen over
a broken ceramic goats head
broken sign for an old redevelopment
Saturday, September 26, 2026
We went to a party at a friends house
His parents were gone.
They lived on Morgan Territory Road surrounded by bare sun baked hills and nary a tree for miles.
At some point the road thinned to almost a single lane weaving on the edge of the cliffs, overlooking the hills and the entire valley.
One guy would take a joint out of a giant bowl light it and then pass it. Pretty soon everyone had a joint. There were no girls at the party. We listened to an Emerson, Lake and Pakmers album called Tarkus about a giant machine tank armadillo battling flying dinosaur birds.
Friday, September 25, 2026
Early jazz
on your breakfast plate
Rhyme it
Shoo it
Sweet po tootie washing machine
rhyme it
King Oliver
You'll outlive her
Scrooby doobie fragilistic
Devils mountain
in the backyard
Your back is causing weird self flagellation work dreams
Throopty fjoop
Charlie sleeping at your feet
Two sleeping-bag night
(Cry the neighbor banging at the back window)
What do you want?
"Got any doggie poop bags?"
Thursday, September 24, 2026
Climbing up Mt Doom
is a daily exercise
Sam Ganges your way to a One Ring jeweler
Elves are very good looking but not to be trusted
What do hobbits eat at Passover?
Unelvened bread!
Thanks! you've been great -I'll be two weeks at the Mirkwood Casino starting Thursday. Tom Bombadil will be the opening act.
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