WHIFFLING THROUGH THE TULGEY WOOD
the frumious bandersnatch or whose part is this? The Tecate Wars 2007-2031 V. 1(non-explicated)
Wednesday, October 07, 2026
what day
is it
who knows
fuck it
today is the day you gotta get out of bed
leave your head behind
It doesn't do you any good
Shaved off four day chin scrabble
brushed the teeth
new underwear
Socks
Back in bed
La dee dah humbug
ladybug
Ladybug
Wherefore art thou
asleep at the wheel
sleepdriving again
Valium
Walium
Calium
Say do I see
His little peepee
oh forget it
Pay the Piper
and say goodbye!
Tuesday, October 06, 2026
I
Smoked
A
Brain
Drain
Tide
In
Your
Whimsy
Pants
see there's no comparison
on the other side of the highway
emotional days ahead
for lost marmots
and other group hibernators
We stood firm
in our beliefs
as a group we were destructed genocision wise
It twerent no thing
Ma
It is what it is
They say
But they lie
Whiffling
through the murky yellow daisies
enticed by solemn oaths
of stupidish bulltaco
Der Vafflesnoider urns and ides
stacks and snides
with flaming eyes of corporal
tiney forks
Beware the frosty Queen o' Dairy
With "Mister Misty"
and his band of whotorts
I called the brethren Nine oh One
to voice my ragged quavering distress
"Oh HELP I'm LOST in the present and no hope of
survival!"
Click.
The morning grey
is back grey grey grey
say hey willie maze
fall is summer round these partses
Giddyup cowboy
I seen green
I seen yeller
I seen what
about a bank teller
Nah
Back to riding fences
in county orange cotton
Ho hum
Hee hah
Ridin
Ridin
Ridin
Still grey
SF is the greatest of the greys
but our summer was a hot three days
In September
Monday, October 05, 2026
I've gone bonkers
I'm old and worn out and
Blah blah blah
Dreams are pretty weird
but haven't they always been
somehow lately I welcome the crazy
I'm Dr. Insane!
My teeth light up
Nuclear dentistry!
I'm a seventies Marvel comic book character!
My nemesis Dr Boots is out to bring me down!
But I have a couple tricks ready for him!
Nurse Cabriolet and her bag of vaccines!
Skedaddling boom
nothing in my brain
trying to recover
I'm in recubbery
Three day party takes it toll
I got no remote applejack
my car got impounded
too much vodka
I ran for the forest
being a senior citizen I blended in quick with the deadwood
I think there's an APB
for my missing brain cells
One ADAM TWELVE!
A 459 in action
CHiPs Poncho
has marital problems
he ran over his wife
That's the way the story goes
on 911!
Three day music festival
Now I'm wore out!
Rockin and Kentucky blue grass
Welsh singers quoting Dylan Thomas and Tom Jones
Emmylou talking runny nose and George Jones
Worked the information booth one day
standard questions
No upset attendee complaining about cash free vendors
and having to pay $5 for a gift card.
I told his old white rich ass Hey it's a three day concert with five stages and it's completely free for everyone else for you it's three hundred dollars and you can pay me cash!
Lol maybe not the best information guy but fuck em!
Crooked wheels
scented tears
I'm moving on
thru baked Alaska
and Wyomings cattle
I've seen some
Driven cross country
red VW Squareback
Orange Pinto
white VW BUS
2013 Hyundai
lassoed a plastic cow horn head at a Jr Rodeo in Kansas
played guitar for a man who grew up with Jack Guthrie
My guitar only had 5 strings at the time
Lawyer in the South talking
murder
Warm bath water in the Gulf of Yoo Hoo
I've been there
I've done that
Swam w Flipper
Was in Boomtown
Jamestown
Boulder
Seattle
Durham
Marathon
Lived in New Hampshire
Drove Route 1
Melrose
Saugus
Lynn
In the snow
Cousin was a hoarder
Condemned her house
Life goes on
Pensacola
Baptist Church
great grandad's pigfarm is now a navy airport runway
Keep moving
Uncle Carl kept a Winchester on his boat
"Not for fishes"
Saturday, October 03, 2026
M I 2
ole for this?
Puhlenty of old timers out there
Prolly not hitting the jamerson and
edgible ahh say la vee
Sean kept saying it's gonna be HOT
there was no booth
then there was
Then there wasnt
finally got it
Guys carrying one down the trail
Like the punjab mem sa habib
was comin
we put
pennant banners
and plastic ivy
Used our stick
W info written in
w Sharpie
Got relieved at
2:30
we gone
caught the bus
home before the madness
must have been thirty
parked and waiting
walked upstream to avoid the mass
kinda drunk
fell over climbing up the hill
trying to dodge seated folks
I was that guy
made it though
Not too much damage done
worse listening to bus banter
about xyz at pachinko in 2019
and stfu
exited and went home
and fell asleep
Zzzz
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