I don't like hearing him talk

too high pitched and kind of whiny

on the page he's okay 

but his real voice!

Jeez no!

 Point San Pablo

was jumping last night

all the tables were full

and folks were dancing to the band

I had three glasses of champagne 

the band was actually good for such a small place 

at the end of a bumpy road in the middle of nowhere

people who couldn't get a table for an hour were talking kinda dressed up

My friend keeps his boat out there and he says his boat is infested with fleas

Bummer!

He knew where they came from. 

A poor dumb dog named Magnum. 

Poor Magnum!

 

 I

am 

forensic

                 challenged

I've tried 

other routes  

                        but they didn't work for me

I've borrowed 

                  paints

            plants 

      pine

         pistachios

                        some okay

    others nope

                          I had to learn to make do

                               to try and get along

            not that hard really

just chill with the snide zingers

I think it was third grade

I got the call 

I've never been the same since

 I'm feeling

old I'm eating a leftover burrito 

from a few days ago

I took the foil off and I'm microwaving it

I covered it with cheese before I microwaved it

It's a pre packaged slice of sharp cheddar

and now I'm kind of just eating the tortilla and cheese

It's HOT and the cheese is all melty

Yep exciting days

It's all kind of brightly gray outside

and it's rumored to be a Sunday

so yeah that's that

 

 The tide of dark energy 

does that exist

Giving names to forces beyond us

We don't know 

     Do I exist?

Lol

 Def not!

You are an impression of a nothing fragmented a billion sextillion meandering moping leaves of brown and green

Floundering thru something?

Or nothing? 

same thing

Check

And 

Mate

 Scratch

   that 

        I'm not the 

                one who put everything in

a pile 

    and walked away

   oh wait 

 have you seen my room?

         Oof

       I'm a collector

          Unfortunately my space is limited

So hmm 

   problems 

   Oh well 

     Live and let live 

      I guess

     

 Miracles 

see the sky

Breathe the air

Join Humanity again

Power still out

Miracles

Breathe

Try the criminal 

Ignore atrocities and celebrate financial gains

Purge the nation use that excuse to spend US billions on friends businesses

PM McSkeavepussy (pencil mustache) will fix the vandalized pool (pool vandals are fucking everywhere!)

Breathe

Lie cheat lie again steal launder millions thru block head coins

Life is good

 

 Power out

So QUIET

like nothing

No fan

No heater

The world has gone quiet

Everyone is dead

Even stupid crows

No cars

No trains 

Or planes

Life as we know it has ended

I'm the only one left alive

(dream as a kid- even then I disliked people)

I can live wherever I want 

Drive any car

Do anything!

 Steep

sleep

 nope

              I'm in bed

                        

and

here's to  

nothing 

On anti ziaty 

     Catatonic? 

Nope

Check

Pee

Check

Hungry 

Nope 

Check

   Nurse practitioner 

Do you think of hurting 

Yourself or anyone else

     Umm maybe  

     your stupid office 

fot not scheduling a physician 

To fill in for the doctors

Paternity leave

Wtf?

 the sleeping bonnet

trips you up

no fancy lace here

a reminder of lost days 

you roll over again 

There's no way

Ben Franklin did this

burning wood stove 

dries out the night air

But there is none 

just a plug in fan heater 

and Hester Brin 

what she do now?

Slut! 

 Gripe

   gripe

        grip

a thought 

  I'm not trying

I'm too tired 

  Altho what the hootenanny?

 It's 6:42 pm? 

Dr gave me anti anxiety pills

but now I feel kinda weird

Oh blah blah blah

Poor me I'm old and worn out and I take anti anxiety pills

Hah

I'm my mother! 

God forbid!

  Walk the path buddy

   buy the ticket 

     Skip the line

Housemate coughing in hall

Smoke another three doobies buddy

He once told me Greek women have mustaches because their men are at sea so much and they need to compete with other sailors - serious 

 the fountains of Green

poured into their soles

their feet ached but their heads were okay

the fountains of Green were worshipped as Holy

but they were just algae

And yet Algae had powers unsuspected? Unknown?

Who knows? 

The president dud did all he could to remove it by hiring his "pool guy" Pencil Mustache McSkeazepussy

PM McSkeazebag and his coterie of ilks. 

The Lost Tribe of Israel

Hiding in Armenia in a small one hour photo lab.

"Come back tomorrow"

 

 

 Stupid Green Men

not lead soldiers(those are we

Ok w guns)

I'm just a kid in an old man's body

Stupid Green Men

everywhere 

  Ohhmmm jhhgcxcv g did

Yeah yah yo

 I mostly just do this because I'm bored

Sorry if it isn't more interesting

but whatever 

I think it entertains me laying in bed

watching the fog blow by

Trying to ignore my housemates 

Wondering if I'm

Hungry 

or if I need to pee again

Old age is such a hoot!

I'm

Thinking 

Of 

Hitting the road and just going until 

The moneys all gone