I went to Target

Bought cotton sheets, 

socks, 

a tshirt 

and packaging tape 

(not scotch tape)

 

 Sighns of 

da times

pyramid lights

moon units

snappa apple grumpuss 

Stupid is in have you been diagnosed?

 My old gray car ran out of gas. 

I left it on the side road just off the campus for a couple weeks and got a gas can and gave it a gallon or so and headed off down the hill. 

There's a four way stop at the entrance to the school and a motorcycle cop was crossing. I went to stop and nothing. The pedal went to the floor and the car kept going right at the cop. FUCK! 

I barely missed him like an inch and he was freaked out and siren blaring he turned around and came after me. I was pumping the brake pedal madly and finally I just slammed it into Park. I ground to a stop. 

"YOU KNEW YOUR BRAKES WERE NO GOOD!"

I got a fix it ticket and proceeded on with my glorious day.

 Cold morning take warning

It's gonna be hot today

the fog is gone

clear skies

not good

Sunshine will be blasting

I'm going to have to fix my stupid portable AC

what a bother

Grumble grumble mumble stumble 

 Steer clear

By gum

     On Wednesdays 

         By gum

Oh I've got nothing to say

I'm sagging 

drooping

    Pooping

  I'm not full of joy

Peace 

 thriving naturing nurturing 

I'm a friend to nettles shafts of wheat?

    backstairs? 

This is what it is and it ain't much more

To be continued...

 I'm

Moving 

In 

The 

I'm moving nowhere

nowhere good

there is no direction but down 

or just around

around the fleas 

Around the bugs

the sycophant insects

Pale spiders

morose hairy California tarantulas 

crawling on the road 

Oblivious to the automobiles

Flying by at 60 mph 

Nowhere is where I am

It's always here and just around the corner

 The center is dead

walk off the earth

spit on little children 

Kick the dog

paint the sidewalks 

Fleas termites ticks mosquitoes are banging at your head

the sides are forgotten

You are the problems problem

So what else is new?

 I'm rotting in sunshine

it's banging at the blinds

as I lay in bed mildly hungover the

Labor Day bbq required the application of strong margaritas 

and rolling in a bouncy house left me confusedly aching

It's heating up and it's not normal

fuck the sunshine 

 

 It's tiring always being a genius

especially when no one can see it

heavy load to bear

"after I'm dead"

the motherfuckers will come out of the cracks in the walls

They'll crawl out 

from under fetid rocks

What's a fetid rock? 

Idiots?

 I WANT PHOTOS

B&W 

BLURRY 

AND CONTRASTY

IM ADDICTED

TO PHOTOS

GIVE ME PHOTOS

DIANA ME

AGAIN AGAIN AND 

some more

Klonk my Batman brain

  I'm a bat cave!

I'm

Not 

A 

Wizard

      Nor a 

       POET

IM 

NOT 

NOT NOT

IM 

A 

drawing

a pencil drawing 

of a naked 

woman

     I'm

A sullen

Coffee need ing 

Mfucker 

at

6:44 

am

 I have no spires

I am no cathedral in black nights 

watching the sorry the weak the poor trudge thru 

Yup not me! Get another fool! 

 I left the Surf bands at the park

all gray haired surf rockers 

cranking out their version of the same old thing

One guy expanded occasionally but he needed to turn up his volume twice as loud!

Blast it mother fucker! it's surf ROCK!

not EASY LISTENING for old farts

POUND THEIR EARS LIKE A GODDAMN OCEAN SWELL!

 There's got to be something real

in this god forsaken place

what's happened to my brain

is anything tangible 

I know it is 

But it doesn't seem like it

I guess this how people go crazy

I guess if you think you're crazy you probably aren't

but that's little reassurance 

So blooobbety bloo

and super you too!

 I traveled a little

Spent two and a half months in Europe

pretty much dirt poor with a Eurail pass

nights sleeping on overnight train trips

berths too hot or cold

families eating sandwiches and laughing 

old fat men smoking cigarettes and burping

we started in Amsterdam 

We went to the Damrak and saw the ladies seated in the window

Ready for business

Then we went to Hamburg to see a friend of my GF's performance. He was kind a of a big deal. We sat in the theater with hundreds of others watching rehearsals. It was some strange performance about some Admiral years ago. Lots of movement lights strange shaped boats and stuff. I took pictures but most came out kind of blurry.

We took a boat trip down the Rhine River and spent one night in a castle. Pretty cool. There were a bunch of castles on the Rhine. I think they charged merchants to pass but I'm guessing. 

We went to Koln and saw the giant cathedral that survived  WWII. Then we took a train to Switzerland. Pretty nice with beautiful mountains and lakes and stuff. Lots of dairy cows with giant bells around their necks. 

 I captured the Monster

With a ball of twine

three hairpins

and a Farmers pitchfork

things didn't go well until 

he went off to school

then he was their problem

I made a chicken sandwich and 

relaxed

 

 No go

it ain't working

what can you do?

Oh well move on

This is it

No it's never it

It's just a bump

Speed bump

Speed humps they call em out here

Speed Humps Ahead