Kanniption 

   Kansas

   Last stop  

on the Bandoliro Hiway

Twenty three houses a saloon

    and a post office

     Try as you might

   you will not

Waste 

away

    Bacon and eggs at the saloon

       Burgers in the afternoon

        

     

 

 

 Cradled

in the iron rust belt

of forgotten memories

snapshot memories

of tunics and runes 

battle weary grandparents battered and scarred

Aunts and Uncles with 

Buick eyes

LeSabre suits of ccthonic misery

smiling and laughing

at a 6th birthday candles lit

color prints with deckled edges and the year and month 

printed on the border

 I'm 

standing on a peak 

of nothingness

So what 

    so what

        so what 

See the forest

     not each tree

          read the moths 

              circles in your sleeping bag

   tripe 

And Hooey

   Tripe and

Hooey

He got yelled at cuz there were bats living in his bathroom

He got punched cuz he parked in the 

wrong spot

They claimed he peed in the corner 

of his bedroom

   Life in Nicasio

has its downside he said

   Stoop

    groop

floop 

    The kitchen was the messiest thing I'd ever seen-

like who would live like that

  I pitched my tent outside 

 

 what day 

is it

who knows 

fuck it

today is the day you gotta get out of bed

leave your head behind

It doesn't do you any good

Shaved off four day chin scrabble

brushed the teeth

new underwear

Socks

Back in bed

La dee dah humbug

  ladybug

     Ladybug

        Wherefore art thou

asleep at the wheel

   sleepdriving again

       Valium 

           Walium 

               Calium 

Say do I see

    His little peepee 

        oh forget it 

            Pay the Piper

    and say goodbye!

 

 Mesmorized by 

   the idio

incited by the untimely

you stand 

You sleep

you don't sleep

 What

   I'm not here

     I left years to go

      In a bottle of Ace 

         I've got nothing

            it's at the turn

                Beware the self

               he'll fool you 

            Into thinking

         and that's a risky business 

       For some

 

 

 I 

Smoked

  A 

Brain

 Drain

   Tide 

In

Your 

Whimsy

   Pants

see there's no comparison 

                   on the other side of the highway 

               emotional days ahead

    for lost marmots

                         and other group hibernators 

      We stood firm

in our beliefs

                       as a group we were destructed genocision wise

It twerent no thing

       Ma

   It is what it is

They say

But they lie

 Whiffling

    through the murky yellow daisies

enticed by solemn oaths

    of stupidish bulltaco

  Der Vafflesnoider urns and ides

stacks and snides

  with flaming eyes of corporal 

tiney forks

  Beware the frosty Queen o' Dairy

      With "Mister Misty"

and his band of whotorts 

  I called the brethren Nine oh One

 to voice my ragged quavering distress 

"Oh HELP I'm LOST in the present and no hope of 

survival!"

Click.

  

 The morning grey 

is back grey grey grey

say hey willie maze

fall is summer round these partses 

Giddyup cowboy 

I seen green 

I seen yeller

I seen what 

 about a bank teller

Nah 

    Back to riding fences

  in county orange cotton

Ho hum

    Hee hah

  Ridin 

     Ridin 

 Ridin

Still grey

   SF is the greatest of the greys

      but our summer was a hot three days

         In September

 I've gone bonkers

I'm old and worn out and 

Blah blah blah

Dreams are pretty weird

but haven't they always been

somehow lately I welcome the crazy

I'm Dr. Insane!

My teeth light up

Nuclear dentistry!

I'm a seventies Marvel comic book character!

My nemesis Dr Boots is out to bring me down!

But I have a couple tricks ready for him!

Nurse Cabriolet and her bag of vaccines!

 

 Skedaddling boom

   nothing in my brain

trying to recover

I'm in recubbery 

  Three day party takes it toll

I got no remote applejack

my car got impounded

  too much vodka

     I ran for the forest

  being a senior citizen I blended in quick with the deadwood

  I think there's an APB 

for my missing brain cells

  One ADAM TWELVE!

A 459 in action

   CHiPs Poncho

has marital problems

  he ran over his wife

     That's the way the story goes

on 911!

  

 Three day music festival

Now I'm wore out!

Rockin and Kentucky blue grass

Welsh singers quoting Dylan Thomas and Tom Jones

Emmylou talking runny nose and George Jones

Worked the information booth one day

standard questions

No upset attendee complaining about cash free vendors

and having to pay $5 for a gift card. 

I told his old white rich ass Hey it's a three day concert with five stages and it's completely free for everyone else for you it's three hundred dollars and you can pay me cash!

Lol maybe not the best information guy but fuck em!