WHIFFLING THROUGH THE TULGEY WOOD
the frumious bandersnatch or whose part is this? The Tecate Wars 2007-2031 V. 1(non-explicated)
Tuesday, June 09, 2026
Monday, June 08, 2026
Sunday, June 07, 2026
Saturday, June 06, 2026
Friday, June 05, 2026
You wandered
broke but you had vision
Unfortunately your eyes were going bad
You got a job as a bus driver for Greyhound
and didn't tell anyone
The doctors said they could fix yo up
so you quit and started washing dishes at a Chinese restaurant
The cooks had all been brought over from China and they all lived together in the same house
One night one of the cooks was squatted down chewing on a ducks foot
"Is that all they feed you?!"
"THIS DELICACY VERY GOOD"
I quit and went to work at a National Park
The pay sucked but there were lots of young outdoorsy women
Elizabeth said we should get jobs at a motel in Sparks
I dumped her
Rosalynn said I had no ambition
I fucked her many more times
Carol had a lazy eye
I told her the joke about the guy with the wood eye
Thursday, June 04, 2026
A frosted sandstorm
Sturmundrang
fleabit
Old tires and
lazy wives
Mocktails and day walks
To the pharmacy
Insurance denied
Have a crescent roll
Spreading it on thick
To disguise the truth
There's no hope
You are doomed
What else is new?
The Knicks are in the finals?
My god, but that suit?!
C'mon you were most stylish guy in the NBA
Peel back a bit
Ah well things change
I'll cut the modest cord
Redirect the phalanx
Eat a banana
Stow macaroons by the sea
Stand by the sea
Read books of sand
Broken shell biographies
Of steamboat cap'ns
And merry swabs
(No poop deck)
Fossilized remains of large seaweeds
Antibiotics bottles floating and lost from a garbage skow
Oh happy days once again!
Happy happy days!
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