WHIFFLING THROUGH THE TULGEY WOOD
the frumious bandersnatch or whose part is this? The Tecate Wars 2007-2031 V. 1(non-explicated)
Thursday, August 20, 2026
Wednesday, August 19, 2026
I've got itchy armpits
My eyes are going
My legs are okay
My metabolism has been stabilized
I've lost weight
I quit heavy drinking
Smoking
Drugs
All the fun stuff
Now I'm old and feel tired most of the time
I like driving
Moving
Keep
Fucking moving
If a place ain't happening / SEE YA!
I like babies and dogs
Goats are okay but not very cuddly
Cats are nice but weird
Life kinda sucks but
I got it pretty fucking good
There's no ache like tomorrow
Your pants are green
Some people don't care
You try not to worry
But forget about it it's like getting mad at clouds
Some people
Some people
Some people
You jump in the car and DRIVE
GOT TO GET AWAY!
But you're still in need of coffee
and nicotine thank you
the little things make you happy
a parking spot not cleaned until Tuesday
An elephant that knows your name
a dog on a beach who you give cheese to
and he follows you around the whole time
you give him a name and throw sticks
he chases them excitedly but won't put them in his mouth
smart dog
Tuesday, August 18, 2026
Fortunate
privada
lose your tomorrow
Anyhoo
Don't try
Ya can't fake it
Till ya make it
That's just a made up fakenstein
built from dead parts and
called my creature
who's "Alive"
He'll drown that little girl
Hide beneath the fire
drink with the blind man
Who fiddles
Until he turns into
some actor
"I was gonna make espresso!"
Edibles
shmedibles
even in Texas
marijuana is called a gallon of gas
I think
How much to fill the tank?
What are you talking?
Hitch a trailer go to jail
El Paso cops have seen it all
They'll take white haired old people to jail
with a truck full of Halston originals and modern posters
Don't ask
"Someone gave him a pistol on the trip"
What?
$300 lunch- birthday treat!
Monday, August 17, 2026
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