WHIFFLING THROUGH THE TULGEY WOOD
the frumious bandersnatch or whose part is this? The Tecate Wars 2007-2031 V. 1(non-explicated)
Friday, June 05, 2026
You wandered
broke but you had vision
Unfortunately your eyes were going bad
You got a job as a bus driver for Greyhound
and didn't tell anyone
The doctors said they could fix yo up
so you quit and started washing dishes at a Chinese restaurant
The cooks had all been brought over from China and they all lived together in the same house
One night one of the cooks was squatted down chewing on a ducks foot
"Is that all they feed you?!"
"THIS DELICACY VERY GOOD"
I quit and went to work at a National Park
The pay sucked but there were lots of young outdoorsy women
Elizabeth said we should get jobs at a motel in Sparks
I dumped her
Rosalynn said I had no ambition
I fucked her many more times
Carol had a lazy eye
I told her the joke about the guy with the wood eye
Thursday, June 04, 2026
A frosted sandstorm
Sturmundrang
fleabit
Old tires and
lazy wives
Mocktails and day walks
To the pharmacy
Insurance denied
Have a crescent roll
Spreading it on thick
To disguise the truth
There's no hope
You are doomed
What else is new?
The Knicks are in the finals?
My god, but that suit?!
C'mon you were most stylish guy in the NBA
Peel back a bit
Ah well things change
I'll cut the modest cord
Redirect the phalanx
Eat a banana
Stow macaroons by the sea
Stand by the sea
Read books of sand
Broken shell biographies
Of steamboat cap'ns
And merry swabs
(No poop deck)
Fossilized remains of large seaweeds
Antibiotics bottles floating and lost from a garbage skow
Oh happy days once again!
Happy happy days!
I got words
but ideas
Are a dime a dollar
Look to the East
time to rise up
Time to kill
To stop the
Sentences
Stop the assilogisms
The anagrams
Purveyors of know nothing
The annotations
Abbreviations
Abberations
Aggregations
From A to R
Time to face the fury
Of stupidity
To clean the mirror
and wash one's face off it
Wednesday, June 03, 2026
I'm inspired
By the greats
But the meat is in gutter
It's foul
Disparaging
Annoying
Day to day bullshit
It's bullshit that flourishes
There are no rules
Or there are rules to be broken
Shattered
Which make those that live by the rules angry
That you're not following along
But I follow along with the best of them
Idling my days
In cappuccino haze
Walking walking walking
Can I go home now and lay in bed
Smoking and reading
And playing hearts?
Second tier
where you belong
You're down there for a reason
Carl Yastrzemski was a triple crown winner
What'd you do
Wrote his name on your sixth grade chair
you and Mark McLaughlin had to buy the chairs
Then we had to go to Principal Rose's office
Cuz my Slam Book had a cuss page
You and Karl Quimby and some other kid
Other kid started crying
Karl Quimby wasn't having any of it
"This is stupid"
Principal Rose didn't like that
Dumb
Tuesday, June 02, 2026
SITUATION ANALYSIS:
You are about to experience a rebirth -- about to be given another chance, a new lease on life.You have persevered, gone the distance through an entire cycle -- through the Spring of hope or new passion, through a Summer of growth and building, only to be sacrificed like the archetypal Harvest King at the Autumn reaping.
You lie dormant like seed beneath Winter snows now, healing and absorbing new energies in preparation for the new young Spring coming shortly to your life.
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