my mind is slipping
I thought I knew myself
sometimes I wonder
what the hell

I tried a few things
some of this some of that
I've broken some rules
but I always came back

now it's getting harder
to do the same old thing
but somehow I always do
the same old thing

wrap it up in a bow
in a shiny bow
put your finger there
while i tie it

I'm slipping now
back to what I was
I'm not going back
I'm just slipping now

Hello,

this is Miguel. Ms. Magma's gardener. He left the computer on while he is in the john. I think something has happened to Catherine. He says she went away but nothing is gone not even her dog, Snapple. She would never

Catherine had to go away for a while-to an old friend who lives in the next state. She said she may be gone for several months. Nothing to worry about!
-Carskov Ventriloquo

don't mention it
It's nothing really
just a little thing I whipped up
no trouble at all really
shall I write it down for you:
Okay, take
1 lb unbleached flour
3 pieces of magazines talking about the death of Martin Luther King Jr.
a broken 1934 colt police special revolver
Mix these together while thinking about a girl who smiled at you
Add
1 lb of sugar
a touch of allspice
a wheel from an old baby carriage

Place in oven 260 degrees for four hours
rotate once an hour

let cool
serve with ice cream (vanilla!)

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I pushed a ribbon down down deep into the well
I fought the Germans to the brink of Hell
I spoke with Moses and then he had a spell
I'm leaning towards the end and I'm not feeling well.

I was on the train this morning and I thought of Christopher Knowles and I missed my stop.

Phony phony phony

they talk like they know it all
like their words are in italics
meandering through their dismal epicenters
cavorting the membrane

damn them!

I was born in 1959 at the edge of the Black Sea. My mother was a nervous wreck and my father was a mechanic. He worked on the nuclear rockets silos and was killed in a horrible accident in a silo when I was 16. My mother went crazy and I joined the Navy. I defected three months later during a military exercise. I went to the dock climbed on a sail boat and just sailed away. Luckily the boat had plenty of food & water because I was quickly lost at sea. I had no navigation skills except my own good sense.
The Navy caught me after 15 days. I had a friend named Urslebunk, a Latvian, who ratted me out. He saw me get on the boat and reported me to the high command. Years later he told me he was a given a chicken dinner.
I was taken into custody and was scheduled to be tried for desertion. At the last minute I was offered the chance to emigrate to the United States. Wow. Hello. No, I would rather be tried for desertion and sent to Irkutsk for thirty years! Yes, of course the United States. I was sent to a the the town of San Topeka in the State of Kansasfornia in 1976 and started as sophomore in the San Topeka Hogbelts High School. Woo hoo Frampton Comes Alive! My English was very poor but I learned very quickly. "Hey what's shaking? "that's cool, man." stuff like that. I was very impressed by America. They had everything you could want. I studied to be a scientist because I knew they always needed scientists and the scientists back in my country were always well paid and had cars and apartments. I studied mathematics and engineering and was good at it. I received a scholarship to study at the University of Kansasfornia/ Merrriver under the tutelage of Dr. Robert Arsenist. He was a brilliant professor and steered me into advanced engineering problems. I was interested in aviation as was Professor Arsenist. He had a small Cessna airplane and we would take trips to the northern country to examine laboratories and go to seminars.

"Catherine had to go to sleep for a little while so I'm taking over the blog now.
I'm in charge now."
-Carskov Ventiloquo

and there will be much TV reporting
of the fallen tree in the woods
"It landed here not far from where, for years, it had lived."

and the wolf was positioned
for stardom in the movie
of the woods
the company was presenting a non-original work
'hunger leads to killing'

or stars
will be shooting by the
hundreds, or thousands,
tomorrow
the remnants of Tempel-Tuttle
blasting from the east
from Leo
the backwards question mark

I'm not worried now that my
stomach has stopped hurting
I don't have Leukemia like
a famous basketball player
who changed his name years ago
and now you can find his college
jersey for sale on ebay
with a name he didn't use until
years later.

All the lights are on
the windows are open
a cold breeze is
blowing in
cold breeze
blowing in