If you could see the Statue of Liberty
from your window
as the cleaning lady sighed
scratch that let's move forward
2105 the forces of Grey Lord have moved
ever easterly
their warships blistering with
billboards and tokens from
battles
yes, battles
One young Grey Lord recruit, named Quan Li,
lost a foot in the battle but he knows that
his fortunes will reverse
due to the three eyed catfish his mother caught last month
she texted him.

oops I farted
but that's what writing is all about.
next I'll train a monkey to make leather belts
um pass the patois
err you'll be the last one to buy my novel
but by then I'll be living the good life in Mexico
eating mango from a bag
and wishing they'd stop honking their horn after beating Americas

From the back door of the predicated desiderata
flowing like worthless unencumbered backwash
through a mystical heart of Dumbness
I, the foresworn enemy of enmity, and protracted
dinners, filled my wine glass and lit a cigarette.
I say lit not lighted.

The ruins are ALOFT

TIME brings winged monkeys upon us

You are not embracing Dorothy

You are not a wicked witch

The ruby slippers are oh so pretty

So why do you treat me oh so shitty

If I had a brain why I oughtaaaa

The holy mountain is high on acid

The guru left a plastic turd

If you were a hipster what is the answer

On it you should put a bird

Aqua Sunglasses

Aqua Sunglasses

Aqua Sunglasses

Free me from this boring place.

Aqua Sunglasses

Aqua Sunglasses

Aqua Sunglasses

I might go to OUTER SPACE

Please could you see if my

Time is mine Please could you see

If my time is mine

Dorothy had an affair with

The scarecrow

Auntie Emm was found in the basement cellar

And you were there and you and you

Were there

I’ll get you my pretty!