she said
my overgrown toenail
was like a giant canvas
so I took her
makeup pencil
and tried to draw a
stencil like face on it
but I couldn't really see
because
I couldn't get my toe
close to my face
to see
and I didn't have my bifocals
(being over fifty and all)
so I didn't like the face
and just smudged
it trying to wipe it off
so then I had an overgrown
dirty toenail
later she invited me to see
her apartment
