I wandered the back forest 

paddled aimlessly down

the nowwegotyou river

sat in an elf circle 

found a felt hat 

(this part is true)

smoked leaves 

and stems 

 saw the white bull break down the fence 

got lost in a back alley 

somewhere in Spain

watched her black eyes 

watch me 

asking questions 

until I laughed and bought 

a red shirt 

I slipped on the wet street 

and landed in a puddle 

she laughed at me 

and said you're a disaster always 

this cheered me up

and I ran to the nearest bar