There was little time to waiver.
The General knew certain factions within the military
Were aiming to see him removed from command.
Luckily, he had the dirt on "the old presidente."
He held the dirt in reserve, it wasn't the kind of dirt you can
Use more than once, like a nuclear option.
"If those weasels try any bullshit they'll be eating sand dabs in Montefusco."