Lambert’s girlfriend was shocked.
“ You hired a woman to sell cars?”
“ She sold three cars today in the freezing cold! I’ve never seen anything like it. Haha, cracks me up.”
“What is she, some kind of a bombshell in stiletto heels?”
“What? No, she has an EYE PATCH! And I made her wear Bobs plaid sport coat. Haha.”
“When does Bob get back from rehab?”
“Fuck Bob. I’m done with him.”
“She has an eyepatch?”
“Yep.”