Some sorry cancattanense 

    Of Kitty cat syntactically 

    In heightened botified 

    Rebrugenance- Nay!

    I shan't be perforce 

  Nor remiss in my squawking hubris- 

Sir Evandielo bemused

  Outside night was gloomy and windy

    The shopkeeper told of his trips to two Naytional parks

In Russian accented English

  As the Kind Sir bought a can of Vodka Mule