Blasé interruptions

   Scaled the mighty fortress walls

     Of certainty

Some were eyes averted

   Some were bionically alerted

   But the penguin man

    Was dressed for icy water

       And a sumptuous meal of kraken

     W eel backers

  The check arrived but 

Penguin man had left for the coast

  In his 77 Porsche 

 With psychedelic tires

And trim