Sir Clonium

     His steed an echo of a transistor 

Wherefore art thou 

   I think I smoke too much

 But at least I'm not in exile 

Like Clovid 

In Ancient Greece

    For annoying someone

  Who was that

Maybe it will come to pass

Long empty days on a rock 

  In the middle of an NBC special

No wait I meant empty sea

Autocorrect!