The cream of finagling 

Dreamt a con for the ages 

One for one one for me

Or something like that 

The cream stayed in a cheap hotel in Barstow

The door handle broke off after he shut the door and he was locked in

He climbed out the window

He went to the managers office and explained the situation

The manager came up and put the screen back on the window

"All done" he said in a think Hindu accent.

"Hey NO!"