3 guys in a tub

One was lazy

One was crazy

One was Ralph

Rub a dub dub 

We sank the pitomaine

And crossed the Alps

By day and by night

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Rub a dub dub

We hoisted a banyard 

And created a canard

In a loose barnyard

The chickens ran amok

There was no tub

So cleansed in the sea

We deloused and a plenty

We stoked a virulent steam

Rub a dub dub!