Saturday, November 24, 2012


on the sidewalk the raindrops
made words
like rose branches
as we drove 5 MPH
parked behind the space cargo delivery vehicle
parked on the edge
of the universe
of the housing development
listening to the trail
behind us
echoes of echoes of echoes
of our words

jumpin Jehosophat
Jesu joy of man's desiring
Jeez Louise
Jerry will take quite a beating
Jermaine Jackson

For all and
for all
Free for all
and free for none
B= none
we are the Chosen
ABC's
We are the Chosen People
(who else is there?)
Fuck the rest of them
God can sort em out
(like he has nothing better to do)

cream soda
colored
mensies
that's gross

pick up your toys
I've got a mustache for you

Are the red headed step children coming this year?
Please remember I don't eat road kill!

As the brakes on the Chevy gave out
AS the Mercury Montego'd its way
As such is such
and nonesuch so much less


Heavily added with a mention of
the exclusion of past friendships
carrying out the eurotrash




Sunday, June 10, 2012

Oh forgiveness
dropped from my
arrow bent letterhead morning
as the brakes
of the train
and the shifting crane
above our heads
looked dangerously swaying
we cleared out noisily
and took others in kind
to look at pictures
and take photos
I spent money
over 20 years membership
and bought a bucky postcard


Thursday, May 03, 2012

smack tingle smack
\boarded up now
\\\\\\\\'
so
sum

smack
ackerly
adderly
boll fested
bill
bullion
born unto the white festoon
Marvin Martian tried for
a salt and peppery

Ka DOODle
sam and ralph
and the
seven sister pools
of Maui
reading
the macro
reading the micro
GOD in the deets
and a splint for his
broken leg

I've borrowed my weight in macaroons
no macadamians
sorry
dreadful to be inaccurate

as you are
as you were
ten HUT
mr bronkowski
MISTER Clarke
MIsty river
MI and yo

somewhere theres a ball game where
the expos
have not been forgotten
'67 Baby!
still have a felt pennant.
I think it's in a box in the barn
near the mortar and pestle
found while bulldozing the septic tank
that and some human bones
OHLONE

dreadful
wish I had a Winchester
rancher shot another rancher near the coal mines for letting
his cattle graze on his property

seems a mite extreme.
 grass don't grow on trees ya know.




Oh Charybdis
demon of the straits
and the other Scylla THE ROCKS
to be dashed against them
or sucked into the whirlpool
of the latter
my friend says it Chtulhu to be wary of
and I agree
Be wary
be very very wary
for the deep is deep
and dark
and Chtulhu is an ugly swirling many eyed
depth
but the sky is beautiful
and death so permanent

If I had a storm like nature
clouds in my soul
my soul like a street in the city
cars double parked
firetrucks racing to get somewhere
where something probably not so good
is happening
a bloodied drunk on the sidewalk
a greasy kitchen fire
a three car pile up
all in my soul

but if not then maybe
a beach somewhere
where you can forget
what you can't forget

That your soul is painted again
this time dark green
to get rid of the chipped and dirty
off white with a spaghetti sauce stain

and the mornings
are still awake
listening to the sound of
the kettle scraping on
the stove
the click of the gas
and

Ka BOOM the whole house goes up!
no just a little flame and we wait
for the coffee

putting on pants and socks
shoes need a shine
calling LeHavre
Aki Kaurismaki
and ironing a shirt
wondering about what we can
eat
cause the health is in danger
feeding the disease
better to exercise then smoke!
and don't eat pigs ass sausage
like the French
There's not a empty room in
the house
they're all taken
been taken for some time
if you must know
the heavy metal fest
I heard Ozzy was gonna be there
well you can take the basement but no hair dye
in the sink!


Across the macheted
compliance
the freeway buggers civilization
and an army of fire ants
devour the carcass of a
empty Dairy Queen Mr. Mistee
I've washed my t shirt in the Ganges
and opening a can of New Delhi lager
I stretch out and watch the festivities

Tuesday, May 01, 2012

swiveling in the axis
sniveling in the cold
tired of the humpback huffalumpagus
dog eyed stonehendged
roommate voice in the kitchen
damn

Sunday, April 29, 2012

If you could see the Statue of Liberty
from your window
as the cleaning lady sighed
scratch that let's move forward
2105 the forces of Grey Lord have moved
ever easterly
their warships blistering with
billboards and tokens from
battles
yes, battles
One young Grey Lord recruit, named Quan Li,
lost a foot in the battle but he knows that
his fortunes will reverse
due to the three eyed catfish his mother caught last month
she texted him.



oops I farted
but that's what writing is all about.
next I'll train a monkey to make leather belts
um pass the patois
err you'll be the last one to buy my novel
but by then I'll be living the good life in Mexico
eating mango from a bag
and wishing they'd stop honking their horn after beating Americas
From the back door of the predicated desiderata
flowing like worthless unencumbered backwash
through a mystical heart of Dumbness
I, the foresworn enemy of enmity, and protracted
dinners, filled my wine glass and lit a cigarette.
I say lit not lighted.

Thursday, April 05, 2012

The ruins are ALOFT

TIME brings winged monkeys upon us

You are not embracing Dorothy

You are not a wicked witch

The ruby slippers are oh so pretty

So why do you treat me oh so shitty

If I had a brain why I oughtaaaa

The holy mountain is high on acid

The guru left a plastic turd

If you were a hipster what is the answer

On it you should put a bird

Aqua Sunglasses

Aqua Sunglasses

Aqua Sunglasses

Free me from this boring place.

Aqua Sunglasses

Aqua Sunglasses

Aqua Sunglasses

I might go to OUTER SPACE

Please could you see if my

Time is mine Please could you see

If my time is mine

Dorothy had an affair with

The scarecrow

Auntie Emm was found in the basement cellar

And you were there and you and you

Were there

I’ll get you my pretty!

Monday, March 26, 2012

I need to buy a flannel shirt
I need one like right now
so I can chop wood
feed chickens
milk goats
eat stew
sweat in the afternoon
and sleep
like I mean it
IMMA LET YOU FINNISH
ya damn swede girl
sonographically speaking
(with the best intent)
somewhere near Sonora
and Fra Fillipo Lippi
( Who WOULD have guessed?)

some time ago

Across the darting Lava Fields
beyond the Cinder Cone
back aways toward
Uncle Runts:
Pool Drinks Food
foto store synthesis
bring 49 minute energy
to thirty five millimeter
chemistry
and a girl named Crystal
in Calistoga
bio-moto-sphere-sickle
bicycle cell anemia
a call to peddle
a robo line redundancy
clearly reposada
or a least a little ginger ale