Immense impracticalities
the bulwark
of blubbity blub blub
and faux
fark sticks
  the daring doo runs
 of phlegmatic Brits
in pink undies
  castigating the fol de rol
of French politics
 though unbridled
the bit is chomped  and
  the chances of a farm in
a provincial picadilly
 of say Kenya
 are not without a distant allure
  albeit remote
 flights
in the bush
  are hardly safe
 have another gin and tonic
 and squeeze the throttle
 don't bite your fingernails
it's a sign
that you're a perfectionist