stale crackers
 grumble grumble
 my landlady brought me a
   bowl of clam chowder
from her work
   it makes me worried
 but it's hot
    and i've got an
atmospheric river
  flowing thru my sinuses
and a cough to match
   i guess it's supposed to
make up for not having heat
  but she can go screw herself
I'm calling the city tomorrow