I broke twenty seven sins 

Thou Shalt not sit upon one's sisters head

Thou Shalt not read John Updike in the bathroom 

Thou Shalt not dance to disco

Thou Shalt not shalt not

Thou Shalt have plenty and fucking love it

Thou Shalt play Monopoly and defeat thine enemies 

Etc etc 

Thou shalt et cetera

Like an Italian new wave movie

With Gina Lollabrigida!