I was reading the bible last night because there really wasn't anything else to read and because i was a little curious about the old testament. So after the serpent gives Eve the fruit from the tree of knowledge and she serves it to Adam and they cover themselves with fig leaves Adam gets nervous and decides to hide from old God 'cause he knows he's in trouble(kind of like a Leave it to Beaver episode)(and the Lord created Ward Cleaver in his image) So Adam is hiding behind a tree and God says where are you? and I'm like what the hell kind of allmighty God is this that can't spot Adam because he's hiding behind a tree?
Also Adam lived to be nine hundred and thirty years old? Damn. Everybody lived a long time back then. ceptin abel what got slewed by his brethren. Actually it says his days were nine hundred and thirty years, So is that like 33 years but then some people who did plenty of begattin had days of nine hundred and 12 years. Fifteen? this must be the old math. old testament math.
I had to call it a night after the begattin began. that goes on for several pages and I was wondering is that just filler to make it seem like they really know this stuff for a fact? I mean, people were reading it thinking this is so boring it must be true, I guess Adam really did live to be nine hundred and thirty.
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