Petunia Wales

Was a potty mouth 

She who never said anything

But poopy words

  Her best friend was an aardvark named Roy

She called him King Roy

He was 112 years old and quite large

  He sat in the back seat of her Toyota eating

Lettuce and cabbage

   She liked to drive highway 1 

  She would stop at a place that sold pies

Sometimes there was just a box to leave money for whatever you took

King Roy liked rhubarb strawberry pie