I cleaned the living room

Yesterday and now my back hurts- interesting huh

  I'll sell a million copies

  Called The Dirty Living Room

Starring a rug that was once owned by Robert Evans

But now is downstairs in the garbage can

  It was falling apart and leaving

Pieces all over the floor

The coffee table was covered in scum 

I'm not sure how it got so dirty

It was hard to clean

But when one of your housemates smokes pot 

And watches tv every night until 1 am

And is a Peanuts character named Pigpen

Things get filthy

I used a powerful tile cleaner on the wood coffee table 

And it cleaned up pretty well

Not intended for that but it worked