I blarged 

  Re- flarged  stood

      On a steady

   

          Stream

     Of syntactical 

 Sycophantic 

   Sentencings 

 I plied 

    The pilloried

  Privatized

      In sea biscuit

  Butter toffs

 Of yappity yoo!

   And Queens are 

   Too the left 

Of you 

No the right