I used to go to bars

and hang out for hours

I'd talk to anyone who wanted to talk

I'd play pool- sometimes I was pretty good

sometimes I felt guilty about beating people

But sometimes they deserved a good ass whomping

There was one kid 

I forget his name 

He was tall and looked kind of screw loose

I could tell he REALLY wanted to beat me

You can tell , guys seems wound up 

their body language is all

FUCK THIS GUY!

usually at that point I could care less about winning

so I'd win more

But this guy

Well I didn't really care but

the more we played the more I wanted to shut him down

I can be kind of an asshole at times

but not all the time

As I was going to do a long shot for the eight ball to win

he leaned over and whispered in my ear

"You're an asshole"

Totally a dick move

I turned and looked at him. I was still set up to shoot and

I said  "You're just figuring that out now?" 

and I slammed the eight ball in.

"NEXT!"