If Rabelais

  were here

  What would I do?

Who is Rabelais?

   Why do I know his name?

  What did he do?

  Writer?

Philosopher?

I honestly do not know.

That's all for this poem.

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"His book is a riddle which may be considered inexplicable. Where it is bad, it is beyond the worst; it has the charm of the rabble; where it is good it is excellent and exquisite; it may be the daintiest of dishes."