ho-hum, yes the ned of the year, umm i mean end but ned seems appropriate. Also the beginning of a new year, ho-hum. Have I lost interest? Did I have interest? Would this be a good resolution? to be Interested? To be interesting would probably be too much to expect. Maybe just not dis-interested. Disinterested? fuck I don't know. Is this boring yet? am i losing interest in this? was i up too late last night? fernet fernet fernet and trivial pursuit. what better way to stay up until 4 in the morning than trying to get all the plastic slices of the pie? The Cook mountains are in the alps of New Zealand. YES! pulled that one out of deductive guessing. Our final victorious answer was zero but now I can't remember the question. Also won the NDWHE (non-demoninational winter holiday event) Yahtzee game with a score of 318. Take that you siblings and sibling progeny!
Oh you poor miserable man.
My nephews killed countless nazis on xmas day. every time i looked up some small anonymous military figure would be at the end of a gun barrel sight and then blam blam blam he'd go down.
adios 2006!
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
my own tv show
still sick
coughing like a wounded banshee
drinking orange juice by the glass
You could have your own tv show by filming yourself, uploading it to youtube and then linking to your blog.
Good morning. I have no life. Now i will proceed to cough, drink multiple cups of coffee and perhaps smoke a cigarette.
In other news of the day OJ Simpson is still a horses ass. Apologies to horses.
coughing like a wounded banshee
drinking orange juice by the glass
You could have your own tv show by filming yourself, uploading it to youtube and then linking to your blog.
Good morning. I have no life. Now i will proceed to cough, drink multiple cups of coffee and perhaps smoke a cigarette.
In other news of the day OJ Simpson is still a horses ass. Apologies to horses.
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Saturday, November 18, 2006
haiku for my oldsmobile
Bell weather days
of sore throat and "red plum"
painting
measure my days like dvd's...
is it scratched?
whiskey for the throat and
cigarettes for the fuck sake of it
I bought new sheets
of sore throat and "red plum"
painting
measure my days like dvd's...
is it scratched?
whiskey for the throat and
cigarettes for the fuck sake of it
I bought new sheets
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Leonia, NJ
I was working in a small town in New Jersey just across the George Washington bridge from Manhattan and I found a box of old negatives that someone was throwing away (along with a multitude of other stuff). I love poking through old stuff and this is one of the images from the box. This one's from the thirties.
Monday, November 13, 2006
What, no youtube?
SF Gate-Baron Cohen Attacked
Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen was attacked in New York City last week after playing a prank on a passerby while in character as Kazakh journalist Borat.
The star was on his way to a dinner date with his actor friend Hugh Laurie, after they had both appeared on NBC's "Saturday Night Live."
Cohen approached the man and asked, "I like your clothings. Are nice. Please may I buying? I want have sex with it."
The man responded by punching Cohen in the face repeatedly.
Laurie was forced to step in and push the man away, so Cohen could escape.
A source tells British newspaper The Sun, "Sacha is very lucky he didn't get a much worse beating."
Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen was attacked in New York City last week after playing a prank on a passerby while in character as Kazakh journalist Borat.
The star was on his way to a dinner date with his actor friend Hugh Laurie, after they had both appeared on NBC's "Saturday Night Live."
Cohen approached the man and asked, "I like your clothings. Are nice. Please may I buying? I want have sex with it."
The man responded by punching Cohen in the face repeatedly.
Laurie was forced to step in and push the man away, so Cohen could escape.
A source tells British newspaper The Sun, "Sacha is very lucky he didn't get a much worse beating."
Sunday, November 12, 2006
my pearl for an oyster
sleeping way too much
for any normal human
i sidestep dreams
looking for sidewalk
confrontations are not comforting
so do not drink so much
maybe
for any normal human
i sidestep dreams
looking for sidewalk
confrontations are not comforting
so do not drink so much
maybe
Friday, November 10, 2006
Dashboard Man III: The Legacy
Dashboard Man races to the scene of the crime;
burnt toast.
Damn!
start over
oops coffee spill
shit
not on the new computer
thank god
Dashboard Man finds his way
to the editing floor
2. Dashboard Man wanders down Sunset Boulevard.
The sun is a like an aching forehead.
He thinks of himself: William Holden or Strother Martin?
" Idiots! I've got idiots on my team. "
He stops at a used car lot and ponders an '86 Sentra
What is Dashboard Man without a car?
burnt toast.
Damn!
start over
oops coffee spill
shit
not on the new computer
thank god
Dashboard Man finds his way
to the editing floor
2. Dashboard Man wanders down Sunset Boulevard.
The sun is a like an aching forehead.
He thinks of himself: William Holden or Strother Martin?
" Idiots! I've got idiots on my team. "
He stops at a used car lot and ponders an '86 Sentra
What is Dashboard Man without a car?
Friday
something
something
something
else
riveted
to
my
sullen
brain
pain
drain
state of Maine
wouldnt
let guns and roses
perform
with alcohol on
stage
"fire hazard"
so they
didn't
something
something
else
riveted
to
my
sullen
brain
pain
drain
state of Maine
wouldnt
let guns and roses
perform
with alcohol on
stage
"fire hazard"
so they
didn't
Thursday, November 09, 2006
invisible
for some reason my blog isn't loading on my computer so you can see this but i can't. ah the irony!
Monday, October 30, 2006
have you seen my other sock?
internal combustion adventure
Four on the floor
waiting for pork chops to cook
ginger and soy sauce in an iron
skillet
Luau pork chops
skillet from an antique store
near Clear Lake
it just rained and rained
Airstream wetdream
we sat in our silver capsule
and played
cards
Four on the floor
waiting for pork chops to cook
ginger and soy sauce in an iron
skillet
Luau pork chops
skillet from an antique store
near Clear Lake
it just rained and rained
Airstream wetdream
we sat in our silver capsule
and played
cards
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
dont bother me
smirking, suffering, pissing on walls, being bombed, drinking gin, staring at the wall, hearing gunshots, hearing the sound of a lawn being watered, a tv is on, someone is talking.
Monday, September 18, 2006
Visit Beautiful New Hampshire
(09-18) 14:49 PDT Kingston, N.H. (AP) --
A search for a tuxedo-wearing robber forced area schools to lock down Monday before police captured a suspect in the afternoon.
Police in Brentwood said a gunman in a purple shirt and a tuxedo robbed a store in their town around 9 a.m., then jumped into a Cadillac and led police on a 100-mph chase. Police said the robber, still armed, ran into the woods after crashing his car in Kingston shortly before 10 a.m.
Schools were locked down as police with dogs and a helicopter searched the woods off Route 125 and the area of the Kingston Fairgrounds.
Police said they captured Eugene Fitzgerald, 36, Monday afternoon.
Officers said they found Fitzgerald, an unemployed welder, strolling through the intersection of Mill and Coach roads at 1:45 p.m.
"The guy was wearing shorts, walking down the street, drinking an iced tea," Rockingham County Sheriff Dan Linehan said.
A search for a tuxedo-wearing robber forced area schools to lock down Monday before police captured a suspect in the afternoon.
Police in Brentwood said a gunman in a purple shirt and a tuxedo robbed a store in their town around 9 a.m., then jumped into a Cadillac and led police on a 100-mph chase. Police said the robber, still armed, ran into the woods after crashing his car in Kingston shortly before 10 a.m.
Schools were locked down as police with dogs and a helicopter searched the woods off Route 125 and the area of the Kingston Fairgrounds.
Police said they captured Eugene Fitzgerald, 36, Monday afternoon.
Officers said they found Fitzgerald, an unemployed welder, strolling through the intersection of Mill and Coach roads at 1:45 p.m.
"The guy was wearing shorts, walking down the street, drinking an iced tea," Rockingham County Sheriff Dan Linehan said.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
sometimes
to make a stand
against the fog
he made a sword
of electricity
and carried it on wires through
the city
he trained the crows
to carry the wind
his ship was built of pepsi cans
and frozen pizza boxes
he received no mail
even credit card companies avoided him
his home was invaded by young women
wearing "hoodies"
Asking him to play the harmonica , they laughed,
nervously
the walls were painted to resemble
a half painted paint-by-numbers forest
sometimes he thought he
saw a half painted leprechaun
grinning at him
the fog was shipped in from foreign countries
the mail woman would leave a notice
please pick up parcel at local post-station
between noon and 4:30 PM
against the fog
he made a sword
of electricity
and carried it on wires through
the city
he trained the crows
to carry the wind
his ship was built of pepsi cans
and frozen pizza boxes
he received no mail
even credit card companies avoided him
his home was invaded by young women
wearing "hoodies"
Asking him to play the harmonica , they laughed,
nervously
the walls were painted to resemble
a half painted paint-by-numbers forest
sometimes he thought he
saw a half painted leprechaun
grinning at him
the fog was shipped in from foreign countries
the mail woman would leave a notice
please pick up parcel at local post-station
between noon and 4:30 PM
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