as the frozen
settlers left their
pre fab igloos
i was left with
a thought: do the birds leave the prison of the sky?
and then I remembered birds lie a lot so it wouldn't help
to ask
of course, settlers lie also. in fact they have no
pre fab igloos
and they aren't frozen
Damn lying settlers!
such was the fate back in
the old days
before the delorean cars
and Dan Fogelberg
back when mushroom clouds
were still a good way
to spice up an evening meal
and pepper spray
was made by Nabisco
We've learned alot since then;
Jesus was actually not a carpenter
but he did lay wall to wall carpeting
and was known to do mudding for wall board
in the sub divisions in and around
old Bethlehem township
As science progresses we are actually able to see clearer into the past then we
can our own here and now. Amazing!
George Washington, in fact, did lie quite a bit. Especially to Martha.
Darwin never really went to the galapagos islands. This was determined by igneous deposits in the pre-cambric shirt dept of a 1985 JC Penney's.
Martin Short was actually one of the founding fathers.
And Lionel Barrymore never actually existed.