As the riffle of time was forgotten
the Tecate wars expanded
A river of blood had flowed on the internet
but in Visalia it was still bone dry
Arnold searched the abandoned trailer and found a six pack
of Budweiser under a bombed out refrigerator
he also found a three lb bag of Doritos
"JACKPOT"
He stuffed both into his rucksack and headed up the dry creek bed