FOUR
  you said
 like you were golfing
    felt like a bruised forehead
or an ambush of
 the count
 coconuts
  falling
are real not fake news
   deaths thereby
 not wholly uncommon
    coconut water
   deaths are
rare
 but possible?
  poisoned news water
     killing me by degrees
  not softly
each a tiny sharp
blow
  to my senses
  gotta get paid, right
bitches?
 keep at it 'cause
    not doing so
 wouldn't matter
nothing matters,
right?
bitches.