rig
 the trig
  tap the
tao
 lean
 to
 the
   side
      green
         beer
  barter
    smarter
than u
 he sez
    but i'm down
on all fours
   looking for my
  contact
lens
   still waters
 run deep
  but that's a
puddle
  at least
it rained!
 he sez
    still
no prez
like a madman
daft
delusional
   corrupt
   and bad hair
i swear
   but
 you could
run
he sez
   for the border
haha
 very funny
    but not a bad idea
methinks
   ustinks
  give us this day
     more gibberish
  in sweitzer-deutsch
and we'll sit around the
table
  with our heads bowed
   ploughed
on gewurtztraminer
   in long stem glasses
    candles burning
       watch your hair!