Shady McYoohoo

      Left stains in a six foot perimeter

   Around his spot 

     Near the tv

               He borrowed what he didn’t steal

            And never washed 

     A carpet he didn’t like

                                                   Strange days

But the Egyptologists 

     Are still plundering 

              Great evidence has been produced 

            The mud is good for your skin 

       But Good & Plenty 

     Not so much