Adrift like a Wilson volleyball

   I swore the goats legs were broken

      The panacea of ocean cruising was lost

     When the crabpeople became a thing-

  My friend (who always wins at trivia night) said according to evolution the crab is the 

  inevitable form of all land creatures -

  I'm not sure if he meant all genuses 

    Or if he was about to tell a stoner joke 

   that involved a Genie.

TWO WISHES! NOT THREE!