I ate a regular beef (carne asada) burrito w

Sour Cream

Con Crema! 

 S'il vous plait 

I was in France 

But the burrito

Was made on

Haight Street

In California 

  The French are arrogant fucks

 But they helped us beat the English

Thanks to Ben Franklin

Can you believe Ben Franklin was a player?

Well after the last American guy was a total dick head

YES