I was a miracle

Born in a foot hospital

   I had three legs but no one talked about it

 After I excelled at soccer some assholes

Took notice

Hey! He's got three legs!

I kicked one in the nuts

Fuck you ya fat turd

Was the headline of the local paper

  I studied anthropology 

  And went to to the Olduvai gorge

But they said hey three leg what's the deal

 So I opened a bistro

  And sold 

Jamon sandwiches

 And became fabulously wealthy

Life's a play on words

  But don't forget 

No it's not