The kale 

Of

    Another passing

         Like Eurocentric

          Waves

                       Of peas

And doorbells ringing

  In the early am

             Usually a sign that the Sheriffs Dept

           Is trying to deliver

                            Frozen vegetables

             And chunks of ham

They say we do this

                      Every day

Okay well is there any toast 

Or English muffins?

         Or some Irish Breakfast Tea

          That would be lovely

      Gents