Jesus owned a 63 Malibu SS

With Fuely heads and glass packs

"I wish the guys could all squeeze in but 

they'll need to get their own rides. That Judas sure has a sweet

Duster. That sparkle orange paint job!"

He thought as he pulled into the First Street Jack in the Box. 

"Hey, isn't that Mary?!"

Mary was making out with some strange dude in a shiny yellow Impala with chrome side pipes.