I = drunk

    What manner of drunk are you?

The kind with kind eyes

    And a sincere laugh

   Born in El Paso

        We learned about tequila 

        At an early age

         I never wore huaraches

          Buster Browns or Keds 

       My dad had an Opel GT 

           That he bought after mom left him

          I studied wood shop

         And auto shop

         And got cut from the baseball team

      After they gave me a team hat