I got my teeth cleaned

By a girl named Sydney

But first she asked me a bunch 

Of questions

I was kind of an asshole

I didn't want to answer 

But she was still happy and upbeat

It's almost like she enjoyed that

I was cantankerous

She asked me if I cooked

I was um what

I said I love to cook

But I don't really

I'm not a cook

She said she can't cook at all

Her mother in law she said

Does all the cooking

She said her mother in law made ham

And mashed potatoes 

Which I thought was odd for so obviously a Chinese young woman

With odd pronunciation 

She said her mother in law

Put honey on the outside of the ham

I said honey glazed

She said yes

Then she started cleaning my teeth

As she hummed along to the music