The Bob Amie of cleansers

He wriggled out of his sleeping bag.

The basement in Woburn was butt cold

He put on his glasses and knocked over an empty tequila bottle. Gotta get to work.

He opened a pack of Jujyfruit gum.

Dang that's good. 

The car wouldn't start so he said fuck it and went back to the sleeping bag in the basement. 

The kitty still loves me