The resident

Was Kakui 

Blarney Stone or not

   Pidgin toed 

    Messiah worshipper

        Took the bus to his hometown 

But his parents had moved 

And didn't say where

   Poor guy

        He walked the streets of Arizona

Until he came to a Jack in the box

   He signed up to be a fry cook

But burned his hand in ten seconds

 "You're fired!"

"I told you how to do this!"

He took the bus to the police station

"I killed the manager of a Jack in the box"

He was elected Mayor

"We NEED people like him in AZ!"

Later he was deported to Lithuania but he'd never been there

And he didn't speak the language. None of his relatives were Lithuanian. 

He asked the Customs man if there were any Jack in the boxes in town.