The Calamity Rain

Is no laughing matter

But let's not forget 

 Wait what am I talking about

It's Wednesday I have no job

I order books online

And they pile up

Sometimes they're good

Other times not so good

I went to the library and saw a book on the librarians desk

I asked can I check that out?

Dude librarian: NO

Woman librarian seated next to him: We can put one on reserve and have it delivered here.

Me: Okay!

We haven't had rain in months