The Red Sox were a beautiful dream

Rico Petrocelli Yaz Mike somebody

Is that all I can remember?

It was a baseball bat - vanilla with fudge

Like ice cream - vanilla fudge

So smooth and cool to the touch

I tried out for the team in third grade

Every day I asked

Did I get the call?!

Bouncing a ball off a brick building tore the web out of my JANA baseball glove 

So what did I do?

I fucking cried!

I loved baseball