Dumby saw Salty at Denny's

"Yo what up?"

"How's the hand?"

"Aww it's okay. I can still point. Hah but flipping people off is now relegated to the left"

"What are you doing here so early?"

"My old man got drunk and we got in a fight"

"I hope you kicked his ass. He deserves it"

"Yeah I beat him pretty good. He told me to get the fuck out." 

"You can stay with us. My mom would be cool with it and my brothers room is empty since he joined the Air Force"

"Really?! Hey that would be cool."

"I'll get some clothes."

"Okay come over in about an hour"

"Okay. Hey thanks"

"No worries"