He'd reached his peak

But it was nowheresville.

He bought a 30.06 at Sears.

"I'm gonna do some shootin' "

He went out to the grassy knoll near the highway.

"Gonna kill some motherfuckers"

But he had the wrong bullets.

The clerk gave him .44's

"These don't fucking fit!"

He put it all in the trunk and drove to Wendy's

"Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce

special orders don't upset us!"