Hah I can bore your fucking tits off

John had a buddy who had a buddy that had a blue 240z.

He lived way out on Morgan Territory Road in a fairly new house but there wasn't a tree for miles. Just hot dry California hills. His parents bought him the car because the bus didn't go anywhere near them.

This guy, Nick, invited them to a party his brother threw because the parents were out of town. It was all guys. They had a glass bowl filled with joints. The brother would light one pass it on and then another and another. Pretty soon everyone had one and was totally stoned. Everyone tried to pass their joint but everyone was no I'm good.

They listened to ELP's album Tarkus. Prog rock with hella keyboards about an Armadillo tank doing battle with Pterodactyl birds in a rainbow landscape.

There wasn't any food except chips and salsa.

At one point John and Derk were like let's get the fuck out of here. They got in John's 63 Ford Fairlane and split.