Stumblety peg

   dark streets

Towering old buildings

ITS NOT  muh-SUbi

   It's MU- suhbi 

dumbass  and don't 

FUCKING put relish on a hotdog 

And call it onions

I ASKED FOR WHITE FUCKING ONIONS

YOU OVERCHARGED ME ALMOST TWICE WHAT THE OTHER GUYS CHARGE AND THEN PRETENDED TO NOT HAVE THE LAST DOLLAR SO YOUD GET A TIP. 

- Curmdgeon tourist