Hiding 

   From

   Reality

 In Calpucinm

    W cappuccinos 

And Mystery Train

Mystery trauma

  Are you triggered

By beards

  Now worry 

It ain't 1877

    So no need to worry 

Capsize the obese woman in the boat

Her cat 

   Is crying again

  But no worries 

You got this

  Bagels )8'm

)$8.50

   And .67 cents tax

Gotta pay for ICE