I'm a farthing

farting

dilapidated churchyard 

In the foggy moors

Spent jugs of tokey red 

Railroad Joe

And Queen Elizabeth 

Napoleon underwear

  Dead winos never talk

     "Can I marry your wife?"

    "The Cap'n had this Cadillac and died from eating peanut butter"

Adrift in the most random of Star systems

Complacency in death

Figures of achievement 

  Achiever 

      We all got Munsoned