Edibles

shmedibles

even in Texas 

marijuana is called a gallon of gas

I think

How much to fill the tank?

What are you talking? 

Hitch a trailer go to jail

El Paso cops have seen it all

They'll take white haired old people to jail

with a truck full of Halston originals and modern posters 

Don't ask

"Someone gave him a pistol on the trip"

What?

$300 lunch- birthday treat!