Flav R Flav
hates
daylight savings
something about the clocks in
his closet

and Forrest Whitaker
got pulled over taken in
frisked arrested
something about
driving while black

DWB
DWA
driving while Asian

watch out for the red light cameras
they will get you

but a tow
will cost over 500 dollars in
good old beloved
city of hills
San Francisco

Treasure of the Pacific
 where the dirt piles up
and rain is cold
and so are summers

Ah  but Oakland
who would go there?

Why?
I never did. Except for Cambodian food.
but now I go there
EVERY DAY
EVERY FUCKING DAY!

ah that's life, right
we do things we never thought we'd do
like kill nazis
or wash mollusks
or call Tennessee
so we can look at your heat pump

Life makes my back hurt
but the money's good