Amazingly
time passed day by day for Jack Spratt
morning to noon and then night
night into day and then night again!
A ceaseless amazing adventure
he marveled at the regularity
others however saw no point to his joy
"fuckin' idiot"
"get a life"
"Are you daft?"
"whatever drugs you're on I want some"
Jack however did not let this disdain affect his outlook
"truly a miracle- the never ceasing regularity, stars
moon, sun, and planets. Each one in it's correct place
AT ALL TIMES! How is it possible?"
He searched for answers.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson said there were beautiful birds in outer space
but Jack did not understand how that could be.
"Science! Hah!  Always with the next theory they'll get it right"
The priests were totally wrong and Jack was only slightly bemused by their meanderings.
He did however find their hatred and persecution of others to be a relevant metric of Humanity.
"With such regularity do the believers find the beliefs of others to be worthy of death and eternal pain"
Buddha he did not understand, why would one sit under a tree and beg for food, there was so much life to be lived.
"Get up and DO something, I mean no wonder he thought all life was suffering, jeez, don't just and sit and think about your problems, that won't get you anywhere."

One day Jack was walking to work....