Carol Jean's mom wouldn't give her no money so she said fuck it everybody has money and she broke into the Morrisons house because they were away on vacation. She took all Mrs. Morrisons' jewels and she found a hundred dollars in the jewelry box as well. She also peed on Mr. Morrisons football signed by Tom Brady. She thought Mr. Morrison was hot but he was such a dick at school. She was glad the signature was dripping off on to the floor. She wondered if they could trace her from the pee like on CSI:Miami. She wondered if she should clean it up. Then she said fuck it and kicked it as hard as she could. It smashed through a side window just as a patrol car was passing by. She peered out and watched the patrol car slowly make its way down Belleview and then it turned on Hollyhock. She grabbed her backpack and went out the back door.